Tom Brady had some advice for Pats fans coming to the home opener on Sunday. He casually told reporters that the Foxborough crew should start drinking early. I'm sure the Director of Fan Services at Gillette Stadium is jumping for joy right now. Brady was trying to be funny and I'm not going to go H.A.M on him for making these comments. I'm sure he's been lectured on the dangers on alcohol but maybe he should leave the interviews for someone else. Brady needs to stick to football and modeling. He shouldn't be giving fans advice about drinking. Too many drinks can completely ruin a football fan's gameday experience. In honor of Tom Brady's poor choice words here are my top three reasons why Pats fans shouldn't get white boy wasted at the home opener on Sunday:
(1)You punch a rowdy Chargers fan and get ejected from the stadium. You miss half of the game and are now facing battery chargers.
(2) You mistake the Mezzanine floor for a toilet and pop-a-squat in from of hundreds of fans, including your current boyfriend... and of course you miss Brady put up record numbers against the Chargers.
(3) You hit your head on concrete stairs, crack your skull open and are rushed to the emergency room. Fifty stitches later you are stuck with a huge medical bill and have no recollection of the Pats game.
In closing, Pats fans should stay sober enough to watch Tom Brady in all of his greatest. Drinking from 8am to 4pm is what my friends call "poor decision making".
1 comment:
Ha, you crack me up. Though, honestly I'd rather be drunk than watch Brady and the Patriots, but that's mostly because I despise them! Totally SUCKS that you lost last week with such a good week, I swear, you're cursed in our league!
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